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The Australian Baseball League (ABL) is a professional baseball league in Australia. The league is governed by the Australian Baseball Federation (ABF). It uses the same name as a now-defunct competition held during the 1990s, and though it shares some history of the original league with the Claxton Shield awarded to winners of both competitions, it is considered to be a separate competition.
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{"type":"standard","title":"9-Hydroxyoctadecadienoic acid","displaytitle":"9-Hydroxyoctadecadienoic acid","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q21099651","titles":{"canonical":"9-Hydroxyoctadecadienoic_acid","normalized":"9-Hydroxyoctadecadienoic acid","display":"9-Hydroxyoctadecadienoic acid"},"pageid":47622643,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/9-HODE.svg/330px-9-HODE.svg.png","width":320,"height":216},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/9-HODE.svg/1840px-9-HODE.svg.png","width":1840,"height":1240},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1189311423","tid":"9f7ac079-97c6-11ee-9473-b6e6d1100f40","timestamp":"2023-12-11T01:43:03Z","description":"Chemical compound","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9-Hydroxyoctadecadienoic_acid","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9-Hydroxyoctadecadienoic_acid?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/9-Hydroxyoctadecadienoic_acid?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:9-Hydroxyoctadecadienoic_acid"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/9-Hydroxyoctadecadienoic_acid","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/9-Hydroxyoctadecadienoic_acid","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/9-Hydroxyoctadecadienoic_acid?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:9-Hydroxyoctadecadienoic_acid"}},"extract":"9-Hydroxyoctadecadienoic acid (or 9-HODE) has been used in the literature to designate either or both of two stereoisomer metabolites of the essential fatty acid, linoleic acid: 9(S)-hydroxy-10(E),12(Z)-octadecadienoic acid (9(S)-HODE) and 9(R)-hydroxy-10(E),12(Z)-octadecadienoic acid (9(R)-HODE); these two metabolites differ in having their hydroxy residues in the S or R configurations, respectively. The accompanying figure gives the structure for 9(S)-HETE. Two other 9-hydroxy linoleic acid derivatives occur in nature, the 10E,12E isomers of 9(S)-HODE and 9(R)-HODE viz., 9(S)-hydroxy-10E,12E-octadecadienoic acid (9(S)-EE-HODE) and 9(R)-hydroxy-10E,12E-octadecadienoic acid (13(R)-EE-HODE); these two derivatives have their double bond at carbon 12 in the E or trans configuration as opposed to the Z or cis configuration. The four 9-HODE isomers, particularly under conditions of oxidative stress, may form together in cells and tissues; they have overlapping but not identical biological activities and significances. Because many studies have not distinguished between the S and R stereoisomers and, particularly in identifying tissue levels, the two EE isomers, 9-HODE is used here when the isomer studied is unclear.","extract_html":"
9-Hydroxyoctadecadienoic acid (or 9-HODE) has been used in the literature to designate either or both of two stereoisomer metabolites of the essential fatty acid, linoleic acid: 9(S)-hydroxy-10(E),12(Z)-octadecadienoic acid (9(S)-HODE) and 9(R)-hydroxy-10(E),12(Z)-octadecadienoic acid (9(R)-HODE); these two me