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Sak tzʼi is an archaeological site of the pre-Columbian Maya civilization. It is located in the municipality of Ocosingo of the Mexican state of Chiapas. The ruins are notable for having the earliest urban remains in the Upper Usumacinta region, as well as a unique ancient theater for elite use. The ancient identity of the site is subject to debate.
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Metrobudivnykiv is a station on Dnipro Metro's Tsentralno–Zavodska Line. It is a single-vault deep subway station, accessible by escalator and was opened on 29 December 1995. The station has a total of 3 exits, each of which leads to the corner of Serhiy Nigoyan Avenue and Ivan Mazepa Avenue. The station is named Metrobudivnykiv for the subway builders of the city.
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