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Baguazhen ; lit. 'eight trigrams (military) formation') or Bagua Formation, also known as Jiujun or Jiugong Baguazhen or Bazhen is a military formation originating from China, based on the principles of Bagua or Qimen Dunjia. The formation has been used throughout Chinese history and attributed to many famous military figures, most notably to Zhuge Liang. In Song dynasty sources, the bazhen is also alternatively known as jiujunzhen.
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